Why I hate the cinema

A cacophony of crisp packets rustle all around you, a vexatious couple talk throughout the film, a group of youths annoyingly flicker the lights of their phones. Yes the cinema is supposed to be a magical place of visual and audible wonderment but I’m afraid I will never enjoy it in my current state of misanthropy. Forever will I be haunted with sticky floors and broken speakers, I’d much rather enjoy a film from the comfort of my abode thank you very much. Stop trying to lure me out of my house please society, it won’t end well for either of us.

Jason England

I am the freelance tech/gaming journalist, lover of dogs and pizza enthusiast. You can follow me on Twitter @MrJasonEngland.

http://stuff.tv/team/jason-england
Previous
Previous

How to properly decapitate someone in a video game

Next
Next

Football Manager 2011 review (iPhone/iPod Touch)