Feeling the over-bearing perpetuation of social networking solitude as you tweet to your audience of that one friend who joined to keep you content and that irritating company/PR individual that just follows everyone?  Well then the time has come, dear reader, to gain a dependency on those who're socially "better" than you, and participate in Follow Friday: an online cornucopia of Twitter's lonely hearts column, advertising yourself on the search for that special someone, crossing the borders between friend and stalker.  We don't need help.  Find your own friends.